- Maybelline Great Lash and Benefit They’re Real Mascara = Raccoon eyes
- Any bra from Victoria Secret (if you’re a AA)
- At that size they think you need 2+ inches of padding = Madonna cone boobs
- OGX Shampoo and Conditioner in Quenched Sea Mineral Moisture
- My favorite brand of shampoo and conditioner, but I couldn’t stand smelling like salt all day.
- SwissGear ScanSmart Backpack
- Felt like a pack animal and TSA still makes you take out the laptop.
- Maidenform Satin No Show Petals (AKA pasties)
- Didn’t work – enough said. And it was cold at that wedding…
- Any sort of cute or matching bathroom trash can a la
- Waste of money for decoration that gets covered by a Market Basket bag
- Bacon Air Freshener
- Self explanatory – why did I buy this in the first place?!
- Restaurant.com gift card
- Too complicated
- ASICS Gel Flash
- Not enough support = tendinitis
- Peanut Caramel Cluster Luna Bar – blech!
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